Two Perfect Girls

Performed By: Gourry Gabriev
From: Pokemon (Two Perfect Girls)

A one-woman man's is what I wanna be
To stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could, but it's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me

Ha! Ha! Ha! All right!

Lina, oh Lina!
Sylphiel, oh Sylphiel!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Oh, yeah!

Sorceress Lina, you wanna know
Is the Dragon Slave really the way to go
But I know if I say so
You'll give me unlimited kinds of woe

She has a small chest, but that makes her cuter
Even though she's a treasure looter
But before I say that I choose her
I'm wondering about (He's wondering about)
I'm wondering about a girl named Sylphiel...

Oooh!

Sylphiel, can't you see?
What it is you do to me?
You're quiet, and gentle and so sweet
The type that everyone wants to meet

Her calm demeanor is really a plus
She's never one to put up much of a fuss
Her magic can heal almost any wound
So why am I in love (Why's he so in love?)
Why am I in love with Sorceress Lina?

Yeah!

Lina, oh Lina!
Sylphiel, oh Sylphiel!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! All right! Swing it!

Aw, Lina! Whoo!

A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Oh, I've tried (tried!) and I've tried (tried!)
And I've searched way deep inside (deep inside!)
From these two, I won't choose! I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose

This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've gotta pick one, no matter how tough
It's time for eeny-meeny-miny-mo...
But, wait a second! (Wait a second!)
Wait a second! (Come on and wait a second!)
What's coming? It's a Dragon Slave
It's a Dragon Slave?!

Oh Lina, oh Lina!
Sylphiel, oh Sylphiel
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's...
Ten, nine eight
Seven, six, five, four, three
Two, one!
Seconds left for me!

Oh no!